I no longer need to intorduce myself to people who showed courage to read last post of deceptions.For those (demanted lot ) who are reading it the first time i won't introduce myself again, go and read my early deception blog or shut up ( do whatever you want i am least bothered).
There is a very sweet friend of mine.To begin with i don't even know why she became my friend,i even don't know why is she so sweet (does she pretends or her father is some sugar vendor).But thats the case for me to find out you don't scratch your heads thinking.
Coming back to sweet friend of mine.I don't know how she is with her husband but for me she is quite boring.Why even why i even bother to chat with her? Then again i and my incomprehensible acts are beyond any explanations.They are beyond all human perceptions.
I am cruel, a sick,psycho,idiot few of you might be thinking on those lines but save yourself few thoughts becoz i have already thought and said the same about you all.
Now let me come to PARTII of deceptions.Following are the contents of one of the chat i had with same sweet girl.I'll walk you through it.
She is on different continent in different time zone.So as usual i was sitting late in front of my "DUMB BOX" trying to figure out more ways to kill time,more ways to increase my internet usage( i pay alot more than what i use).So i was just setting few scores with my internet vendor doing nothing just surfing(screw you airtel).Just going through web pages i decided to log onto the messnger ( i won't take the name coz i don't want to advertise for no one without getting paid).I saw her online the same sweet friend you know.
Frankly i wanted to talk.On time like these many of you surely feel short of things to talk about.but not me i am good really good.So all you loosers can take a note and yesssss i am putting it up for free.
This was my morning time and her night time .. so i kept it short.I was at office (doing nothing) again killing time.
Chapter I
Me:
hey still up?
How come this late
Her:
hi
just browsing
and reading news
me:
oh good
:)
Her:
ur in office
me:
yupp
her:
k
me:
I'll catch you someother time .. keep doing your thing .. Take care
:)
Her:
ok babyee
me:
byee
------------------ Here how you make a woman feel comfortable don't bother her much (especially when she is reading news ha ha ha) ----------------------
Chapter II
I caught her later at night( her morning time).Read the next chat and think for yourself.
me:
Hey
Her:
Hi
Me:
:)
when was the last time you saw the moon?
Her:
hmm day before yesterday
me:
how was it
her:
it was good
me:
was it white or was it muddy
her:
white
me:
was it full
her:
no
why so many questions
me:
you want to answer or ask counter questions
her:
i can answer but i shd know whats the purpose
me:
purpose .. i want to blow away pentagon
her:
hmm
me:
or is it pentagon
please excuse my spellings i am a little sleepy
her:
:)
Me:
So would you answer or anymore questions
if i am not disturbing
am i
her:
ok no
no
me:
ok
So how was the moon if it wasn't full
was it half .. was it quarter or was it than tiny meeny cresendo curve
her:
it was half
me:
ok
when you looked at him did he look back
her:
hmm
no
me:
ok then he might be pretending not to see you but secretly he must have
Did you saw him smile
Her:
No
Me:
Did you greet him
Her:
hmm, don't know
Me:
try to remeber
gather ur thoughts
Her:
why?
Me:
becoz i want to blow pentagon away
thats why
Offo abhi to bataya tha na
Socho
Her:
we have a meeeitng
Me:
with the moon
or with pentagon
u traitor
Her:
with manager
me:
:)
Her:
talk to u later
Me:
sure byee
I was out to laugh and get a little cheered up but man she sucked even the little life left in my dying smile.
She went away and i knew her "talk to u later" is not coming soon. :)
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He he he ...so u finally blew up the Pantogen or pantegon..whatever it is....goood...
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Pankaj.. I am waiting for what coming next....
Poonam
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